Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 0:47:11 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Ike on Jul 4, 2015 0:57:35 GMT -5
Persona 3 reminded me that I would die
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 1:04:40 GMT -5
Splatoon left me deeply confused and existentially insecure as to whether I was a child or whether I was a cephalopod.
|
|
|
Post by Ike on Jul 4, 2015 1:16:40 GMT -5
Phantasy Star I taught me that there are people in the world that will trade a cat for pot
|
|
|
Post by Ike on Jul 4, 2015 1:21:20 GMT -5
Tales of Vesperia taught me that you can ignore a man's cries for help if he's evil and even if you kind of killed him as long as nobody ever finds out about it
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 1:21:39 GMT -5
Bayonetta taught me that God is a jerk and worshipping Satan will let me turn my hair into a superweapon.
|
|
|
Post by GamerL on Jul 4, 2015 1:51:21 GMT -5
Hahahahaha, I haven't seen that Deus Ex video in years, thanks for reminding me of that Anyway Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 taught me that women's breasts are sentient creatures that move independently from the woman they're attached to
|
|
|
Post by Weasel on Jul 4, 2015 1:52:56 GMT -5
Elder Scrolls and Privateer have ingrained in me that it's completely legal to kill someone, as long as you've spent enough time insulting them that they take the first shot.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 1:56:35 GMT -5
Hahahahaha, I haven't seen that Deus Ex video in years, thanks for reminding me of that It will serve as a warning to the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN.
Unreal taught me that David Icke was right to be afraid of lizard people. The Mega Man X series caused me to seriously question WHATAMIFIGHTINGFOOOOOOOOR. Kirby taught me that cannibalism is not only okay but also highly useful! Dwarf Fortress taught me that carp and elephants are godless killing machines.
|
|
|
Post by GamerL on Jul 4, 2015 2:04:39 GMT -5
Hahahahaha, I haven't seen that Deus Ex video in years, thanks for reminding me of that It will serve as a warning to the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN. Number one, THAT'S TERROR, number two, THAT'S TERROR. Why contain it? It's COOL. When the power goes down GO IN and GO IN and GO IN like the Marshall and his twelve daughters.* Please give me a weapon with the infinite power of a PRAIRIE DOG TOWN. MY DOG can go around just execute anybody he likes. MY DOG is dead....I like that. *some of these quotes may be from the Deus Ex Malkavian mod.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 2:06:31 GMT -5
BRB, reinstalling Deus Ex.
|
|
|
Post by GamerL on Jul 4, 2015 2:09:42 GMT -5
BRB, reinstalling Deus Ex. In all seriousness I've been meaning to replay it myself, the last time was 2010.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 2:16:17 GMT -5
Borderlands 2 posed a deep and thought-provoking question that I'm still pondering the answer to to this day:
|
|
|
Post by chronotigger65 on Jul 4, 2015 4:41:12 GMT -5
Final Fight and other beat em ups taught me that eating food one finds on the ground is good for your health.
and Super Mario Bros. taught me popping mushrooms ones finds anywhere is also good. Though there can be side effects.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 4:45:53 GMT -5
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 taught me that Snoop Dogg is an eccentric and fickle god who demands that ninjas, cyborgs, cyborg ninjas, Russian combat androids, martial artists, trained animals, schoolgirls, government assassins, and A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR WITH BOXING GLOVES all fight to the death for his entertainment. ... Come to think of it, I don't think that's too far off from the real Snoop Dogg.
|
|