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Post by magic89 on Mar 12, 2021 15:52:44 GMT -5
Oh deer
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Post by windfisch on Mar 13, 2021 8:40:15 GMT -5
Wow, even the spraypaint is in "3D"!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2021 8:55:17 GMT -5
I hope they're going to eat the people they kill. I certainly can't condone hunting for sport (or petty revenge).
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Post by jackcaeylin on Mar 13, 2021 17:11:02 GMT -5
There was a short time in the 2010's, when people tried to put their review scores on the box art. It is just unpleasant to the eyes.
In the case of Batman Arkham City, they were very proud. They used lines based on the country of the review sites, whey they published it. That is some dedication.
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Post by windfisch on Mar 14, 2021 9:12:14 GMT -5
Thought-bubble: "Everything littered with logos and quotes- ooh, the agony! Even I, with all my rage and all my Bat-logos, am powerless against this amount of pollution!"
*swoooosh*
"Thanks for the help! I owe you one, Planet-boy. Now, where was I? Oh right, pain and anger - best feelings ever."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2021 8:10:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2021 10:21:58 GMT -5
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Post by Bumpyroad on Mar 23, 2021 13:12:29 GMT -5
Yes. It's basically for those who come into a bar and got no one to talk to.
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Post by windfisch on Mar 23, 2021 15:28:32 GMT -5
In looking for bad box arts I became a little mystified in the world of darts games, and their need to create the image of excitement or even sexiness with their cover arts. Ordinarily these wouldn't be too bad, some of them being comparable to other sports games, but the reaction shots are a bit much for me. The woman showing cleavage has to be the furthest image from what comes into my mind when I think of darts (...) Are you implying darts isn't the sexiest sport of all!? So let me ask you this: What does come to mind when you think of it?
Don't tell me it isn't this.
I have to leave now, the mere mention of darts has filled me with, uhm, needs. My whole body is trembling!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 3:12:04 GMT -5
Don't tell me it isn't this.
That is pretty clearly the hammer throw... or at least it matches what I envisage the hammer throw to be. Frankly, I don't dare watch it in case it ruins any of my fantasies. Seriously though, that image doesn't belong in the worst box art thread. It could be the cover on anything and I would buy it... twice.
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Post by windfisch on Mar 24, 2021 3:58:49 GMT -5
Isn't hammerthrowing just darts for stronger people, though? And if you're really strong you can compete in even-bigger darts:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 4:40:56 GMT -5
Well bigger is better as we all know, but unfortunately that's an inaccurate representation of the caber toss. The only video game reference I can find for that sport is World Games and it doesn't even make the cover. Shame, I would have liked to see what they did there.
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Post by windfisch on Mar 24, 2021 4:50:00 GMT -5
Is this more accurate?
Just think about all the possibilies how, in the right wrong hands, this could've turned out as a game cover. My imagination is running wild!
edit: Regarding the World Games box art: Semi-nude Superman is a sport?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 6:01:29 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure it's diving. Seemingly from space based upon the visual. But if you want to imagine it as semi-nude Superman I shall leave you to those thoughts.
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Post by windfisch on Mar 24, 2021 8:30:05 GMT -5
There is no "semi" in my thoughts.
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