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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 21:03:33 GMT -5
...damn.
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Post by Catalyst on Feb 7, 2011 21:08:07 GMT -5
I took an electric blanket to my friends house since it's always cold as shit and he never has any blankets. I forgot the cords at home.
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Post by Wildcat on Feb 9, 2011 22:44:51 GMT -5
Shit, I just got Miles "Tails" Prower. XD
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Post by annoyedgrunt on Feb 10, 2011 16:14:10 GMT -5
In my final year of College I was doing an internship on a fairly popular "Regis and Kelly" type of morning show. I was assigned to be a floor assistant on this given day so I had to take a picture of a dish the guest chef made while the hosts interviewed the next guest. So after I take the picture I step backwards and trip over a cable behind me. My main thought was to protect the camera so I didn't put a hand out to brace my fall so the viewers of the show heard a mysterious thud on the air. That's bad enough but the next day the male host decided to spend a good 2 minutes talking about my fall during the opening segment. They even turned the camera on me for reaction shots which was Hell for me since I was so painfully shy at the time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 1:01:16 GMT -5
Thanks to Chrontendo, I only just now realized that Larry Koopa is supposed to be named after Larry King. I was thinking of more musicians like five of the other Koopa kids, but not the talk show host route like Morton Koopa Jr. So... yeah, I suck for not catching upon this earlier.
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Post by ldorado on Jun 16, 2011 0:11:43 GMT -5
One time, my mom was making a cake, but mistook the powdered sugar for flour and it turned into a giant caramelized blob. You wouldn't believe how much she was crying and cursing at everyone in the house and it was for a friend's birthday--in a few days.
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Post by Weasel on Jun 16, 2011 0:52:35 GMT -5
Having been unable to find the dishwasher detergent, I filled my home dishwasher with concentrated dish and hand soap. Barely 30 seconds into the wash cycle, the dishwasher started spewing suds through the door and all over the kitchen.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 9:41:40 GMT -5
I couldn't get it up the night I lost my virginity. Thread DONE. You have huge balls. I salute you sir. I would mention my abortive and bastardized first attempt but I will refrain because it would sound like I was exaggerating. This is half fail/half win: After my first date with my wife I emailed a friend just to let him know how things went, and kind of went off into romantic gushing land because I am in touch with my feminine side despite looking like a lower echelon knee breaker. Unfortunately, I'd taken the email address from another email for the Listserv (email discussion thread) for the college club that we were in, and by accident sent to the wrong email address...and the hundred or so people in the club and on the Listserv. Thankfully my now-wife saw it as romantically pathetic and went out with me again. |
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Post by Ike on Jun 16, 2011 11:01:26 GMT -5
That is precious.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 15:48:33 GMT -5
Ha ha, man. Good thing you didn't do any of that typical male-to-male posturing that guys do when describing a date.
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Post by geishaboy on Jun 16, 2011 20:42:17 GMT -5
When I was a bit younger I worked in a car factory in Japan. One night the guys got together (we all lived in a dorm) for a night on the juice. While in the city, one of the guys noticed a back kitchen entrance to a bar or resturant on the second floor of a building. So darted up the steel frame ladder (I think it was like a fire escape or something) to take a peek inside. Next thing you know he's trying to pull a fucking keg out the back of this place. A few seconds later the door flung open completely to reveal a freaking HUGE south american looking guy with a less than amused look on his face. My workmate got the fright of his life and decided to jump off the steel platform. He landed on his feet, but his head somehow still hit the pavement. Picture someone bowing, but their knees bend a little and their head goes all the way to the floor. Next thing you know the ambulance is on the scene and our would be beer keg theif gets taken away. Blood all over the place. We got the hell out of there pretty quick.
The next day I see him at the dorm lounge with a bandage completely covering his forhead. He takes it off to show me, and it looks like he has grown another ass on his head. We called him asshead for a while. Despite saying that he would "never drink again" we got him back on the juice that night.
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Post by ldorado on Jun 16, 2011 22:57:21 GMT -5
Whoah, hold up a minute. You were in Japan at some point in time? You lucky bastard ;D I'd kill to go there, 'course they'd ban me for life if I tried that way.
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Post by geishaboy on Jun 17, 2011 0:35:24 GMT -5
I'm actually in Japan now. In fact I think there are a few other members that live here too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2011 7:00:06 GMT -5
This is "Precious: The Game Based on the Movie Precious Based on Push the Novel by Sapphire": |
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Post by Catalyst on Jun 20, 2011 20:28:01 GMT -5
It took me 15 minutes into a conversation for me to realize that my friend was trying to point out that I'd said, 'guy riding a cowboy' instead of what I meant to say; 'guy riding a horse.'
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