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Post by ReyVGM on Jun 27, 2006 2:59:31 GMT -5
Anyone played this arcade game? "Trio The Punch: Never Forget Me..." This has to be one of the most... stupid games ever. Bosses that are fists or feet? Check. Fish statues that come to life? Check. Fat guys that look like Karnov? Check And look at the game over screen:  And if you continue:  Seriously, wtf? |
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Post by ed on Jun 27, 2006 4:10:41 GMT -5
I guess they wanted some continuity with Chelnov.
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Post by ReyVGM on Jun 27, 2006 4:35:51 GMT -5
Oh god... this game gets weirder and weirder...
I just reached the last boss. You wanna know what the last boss was?
You reach the last part of the last level and just stand there, waiting for the boss to come out. Meanwhile a small bird that looks like part of the background flies back and forth on the screen.
There's your last boss.
You kill the bird (in one hit) and a DOG comes out, you kill that one too and a friggin minuscule BUTTERFLY appears, kill it and a dove walks on the screen and flies into a small fountain.
You take this oportunity to slay the menacing and dangerous dove drinking from a fountain and you successfully beat the game after a gruesome last battle.
Two bloodshot eyes appear INSIDE the ground floor and says: "YOU FIGURED IT OUT"
I figured what out you horrendous overdosed eyes?
This game ranks high above with games like Rex Ronan and Captain Novolin.
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Post by ed on Jun 27, 2006 6:37:36 GMT -5
What's that noise? Oh god, it's the Punch Drunk Trio, here to kill our terriers and butterflies!
what
cruelty
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WIN WIN
This is the best game ever. If I had a Chelnov board I'd rip the ROMs off and replace them with the ROMs for this game.
What character did you use? I used Ninja and after a false start I rushed through the game (used an infinite energy - invincibility basically - cheat to speed things along though, some parts are pretty tough) in about an hour or so.
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Post by ed on Jun 27, 2006 6:42:25 GMT -5
Oh! Here comes a good blog. Trio the Yalta = LMAO meanwhile, in #shmups <Ed_Oscuro> what the hell you smokin' bloodf <Ed_Oscuro> it's lotsa fun  !!! <Ed_Oscuro> sure it's dumb as hell japanese humor but that's got its place in the world * Ed_Oscuro reminds you this is coming from a pretty big Mutant Night fan <bloodf> that was shit too <Ed_Oscuro> you suck <Ed_Oscuro> all your taste is in your mouth, apparently <Ed_Oscuro> *more insults ensue* <Ed_Oscuro> wow, it's hard to think with the Ninja's theme music rattling around your skull <bloodf> there's a level of acceptable poor taste. things like enjoying POW and soldier of light <bloodf> then theres unacceptable - mutant night, trio the punch, and ninja clowns. Yeah, I had to delete my NVRAM to get Ninja Clowns to work. |
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Post by Discoalucard on Jun 27, 2006 8:02:10 GMT -5
When I get home I am downloading this immediately.
sup ed
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2006 8:05:22 GMT -5
On another board, I started a topic about how truly fuxed up this game is. And I also posted a link to a gaming website which talks about it! www.polas.latentmedium.com/ |
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Post by shido on Jun 27, 2006 11:30:56 GMT -5
Is it got any console port?
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Post by Neo Rasa on Jun 27, 2006 11:36:34 GMT -5
This game rocks out with its cock out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2006 12:18:52 GMT -5
Is it got any console port? 'Fraid not... MAME's the only way to go. |
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Post by Neo Rasa on Jun 27, 2006 12:32:12 GMT -5
Random tips:
If you play as the fighter character and let the pink sheep boss kill you, when you continue you will BE the pink sheep boss for that and the following level.
The thug with the knives is the best character, bar none.
After the halfway point every boss is very easy if you just overwhelm them, they won't even get a hit in. The minute you try to use any strategy or follow a pattern you'll lose.
Any time you fight something that's huge, let it crush you, in your crushed form you're more powerful than normal anyway since you're a smaller target and can rapidly fire projectiles.
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Post by ReyVGM on Jun 27, 2006 13:39:21 GMT -5
Oh yeah, the game has 35 levels! talk about torture!
The ninja is the best character, I had to beat the game with all 3 characters to be able to get their endings, so If anyone wants to see them, let me know.
Ed oscuro y Rey Misterio peleando hasta la muerte!! *cackling out loud lolitas*
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Post by Neo Rasa on Jun 27, 2006 13:48:18 GMT -5
I hated the ninja character, he's such a big target compared to the others. His projectile is only really useful on a couple of levels. The knife guy's uppercut is very useful in almost every level though. The game isn't that long though, I beat some of the levels in under a minute. I think I only used four credits my first time through also.  |
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Post by ed on Jun 28, 2006 2:30:15 GMT -5
Random tips: If you play as the fighter character and let the pink sheep boss kill you, when you continue you will BE the pink sheep boss for that and the following level. Actually, I think I was "cursed" the level before; the first time I ever saw the sheep boss I already was a sheep and just bombed him. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but it might be related to the roulette (BAD CHOICE). Also, wow, the other characters are pretty cool. I feel like a tool for having played the whole game with the silly ninja now ;D He's got the best theme music, though. One last thing: If you press a direction key after winning, you can change the direction your character is facing for a moment. |
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Post by ed on Jun 28, 2006 2:43:55 GMT -5
Haha, here's a good way to beat the foot boss: just keep dodging it and let it pound through the gound. Guaranteed WIN WIN
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