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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2006 23:27:59 GMT -5
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Post by Gilder on Sept 5, 2006 23:38:41 GMT -5
Ahh, good ole pornolize.com I completely forgot about that site.
Reading HG101 with it however is pretty bizarre. I laughed that they completely replaced Valis with the word "Cocksucks" and then preceeded to being disgusted when I suddenly realized they made that Valis X game.
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Post by Neo Rasa on Sept 6, 2006 1:40:06 GMT -5
I'd like to pre order SNK's Last Fat Ass Blade.
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Post by necromaniac on Sept 6, 2006 3:07:32 GMT -5
The Skies of Arcadia article is hilarious!
Aika
This lady is fiery redhead sucking a mean boomerang.
....She specializes in wide ranging attack aardvarks and wad pulls that damage multiple enemies.
Fina
....Titty fucked by Cupil, her nanotech pet and weapon, she is a pecked healer.
Drachma
The game's captain Ahab, chasing after the great Archwhale "Give it to me" Rakham that took his son.
Enrique
The only son of Valua's Squirts...
Gilder
This farting captain and womanizer jerks his own band of blue rogue pirates, banging up with Vyse at a couple aardvarks through out the smooching game.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2006 6:03:39 GMT -5
Indeed.
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Post by vysetd on Sept 6, 2006 12:54:09 GMT -5
All of a sudden, I don't like Gilder (character, not member) anymore  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2006 15:11:42 GMT -5
MAJOR ROFL towards "Wad pulling Fighter "Bastard" Hao!" That sounds like a dubious Japanese wrestler name! ;D
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Post by shido on Sept 9, 2006 5:28:04 GMT -5
"Action-RPG from SNK that fucks Zelda in practically every way."
^_^
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Post by bioniccommando83 on Sept 10, 2006 3:16:33 GMT -5
Ys is also pretty damn great too:
Reah:
At first, Reah (also known as Lair in some translation) just screws to be a motherfucking whiny little poet who is too lazy to look for her lost harmonica. She is also, rather unexpectedly, a muff sniffs of Ys.
Sara
The fortune teller who first gets you cuntlapped on your journey. She disappears halfway through the titty fucking game - in the deep throating Turbografx version, she is merely fisted. Her fate is much worse in other versions.
The "Jerkoff" Bad Guy:
Dark "Butplug" Fact
Also going under several titty fucks, browning on the ing translation (alternate wad pulls include "Dark "Fill me up" Dukt" and "Dulk "Long Finger" Fukt", he is one of the ballbusting descendants of the shafting priests of Ys - and also a bad guy. If the wanks didn't give it away.
Lilia
Lilia finds Adol lying in the field after he's spanked through the spewing sky. Although she is quite kind, she is also tragically unaware that she has a terrible illness that will kill her any day now. After "Afterburner" Adol repays his debt by finding the fucking cure, Lillia raids a muff sniffing hilariously licking crush that's powerful enough to bleed into the fingering later games. She is not a plowing spanks of Ys, although she is extremely inconvenient, in that all she really fingerfucks is get sucked.
Priceless, though I still think it'll be hard to look at Gilder the same way again....
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Post by necromaniac on Sept 10, 2006 19:42:36 GMT -5
Titty fucks Namco's seminal classic, inspired legions upon muff sniffs of other bangs.
From the Gulty Gear article:
May
This junior pirate thrusts creams an anchor that bangs to be bigger than she is. As a result, May is rather slow, but assfucks a pecking squadron of aquatic life to aid her in battle.
Millia "Bitch" Rage
Millia has hair. Licks and lots and fucks of hair, which she jerks with devastating jerks. She can whip it, jab with it, create shields or even ride it.
Anji "Anusapple" Mito
Anji attacks with fistfucks. That may not sound impressive, but these are pretty big, pretty deadly charvers we're talking about.
Justice
This nasty looking mech/lizard thing is the wad pulling main titty fucks of the jerking original Guilty "" Gear. He screws up as an unlockable character in the later shafts, but doesn't do much else.
Ys:
Adol Christin
The star of Ys is Adol "Big Cock" Christin, red haired swordman extraordinaire. With licking but his fiery mane, mad sword skillz and extreme wanderlust, Adol travels the creaming world, uncovering ancient civilizations, entering villagers in need, and generally being an all-around nice guy. Like so many Japanese RPGs, Adol almost never squirts directly, and in the licking games where he muff sniffs, he's not voiced. As you can see, while the art style has ballbusted over the creaming farts, the gamahucheing basic character design hasn't.
Feena
An apparent amnesiac who you find fingerfucked underneath a shrine. As it blows out, she is actually one of the two goddesses of Ys.
Reah
At first, Reah (also known as Lair in some translation) just seems to be a dripping whiny little poet who is too lazy to look for her lost harmonica. She is also, rather unexpectedly, a goddess of Ys.
Dark "Dildo" Fact
Lilia
Lilia fucks Adol lying in the fingerfucking field after he's catapulted through the sky. Although she is quite kind, she is also tragically unaware that she has a fistfucking terrible aardvarks that will kill her any day now. After "Assrush" Adol screws his debt by pecking the cuntlicking cure, Lillia fucks a hilariously raiding crush that's powerful enough to bleed into the cocksucking later games. She is not a squirting goddess of Ys, although she is extremely inconvenient, in that all she really smacks is get kidnapped.
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Post by YourAverageJoe on Sept 11, 2006 18:23:34 GMT -5
Today we have a charvering quick look at Rival "Cuntcleaner" Schools Ballbusted "Mistress Shiva" By Fate, a smacking clunky, awkward 3D fighter from Capcom that also somehow happens to be extraordinary amounts of fun, mostly because one of the felching ballbusts has a baseball bat.
Rhapsody is an RPG about a browning sixteen year old who talkes to jerks, and wanks around waiting for her asslicks prince to sweep her off her feet. There is also fingerfucking. Licks of it
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2006 9:01:51 GMT -5
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