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Post by Discoalucard on Sept 3, 2006 17:20:53 GMT -5
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Post by michiyoyoshiku on Sept 3, 2006 17:42:11 GMT -5
That movie is an abomination unto the lord, seeing it will make Baby Jesus Cry, seeing it will make whatever god you belive in cry
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Post by sainttweeter on Sept 3, 2006 17:44:38 GMT -5
...Oh great Bishamonten! Grant me the power to kill all the people who made this awful movie!!  |
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Post by Malroth on Sept 3, 2006 18:03:14 GMT -5
...Why?! Who has this kind of money to just throw away?
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Post by MRSKELETON on Sept 3, 2006 18:18:16 GMT -5
Itagaki Does.
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Post by megatronbison on Sept 3, 2006 18:35:31 GMT -5
The sad thing is that people will pay to see this movie.
Hang on- maybe the sadder thing is that people will still say "the girls in it are hot".
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Post by michiyoyoshiku on Sept 3, 2006 18:40:01 GMT -5
Jamie Pressley is an ugly dog compared to the Real DOA girls
and so is most of the cast.
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Post by megatronbison on Sept 3, 2006 18:44:48 GMT -5
Jamie Pressley is an ugly dog compared to the Real DOA girls and so is most of the cast. Its not the women in it that I care about- its the horrible fact that it confirms to me there is a god after all, there must be: This movie confirms the existence of hell, and therefore there must be a heaven! I repent all my sins as of this moment!  |
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Post by Discoalucard on Sept 3, 2006 18:47:14 GMT -5
Jamie Pressley is pretty hot. I'll take a page from UK Resistance and say you should run a Googe Image run with the SafeSearch turned off.
Devon Aoki I can do without. She's cute in that " smashed in the face with a frying pan" kind of way.
Anyway think of this as Snakes on a Plane except without all of the internet hype.
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Post by megatronbison on Sept 3, 2006 18:51:02 GMT -5
Devon Aoki I can do without. She's cute in that " smashed in the face with a frying pan" kind of way. Well, thats my quote of the day, thanks  Too, too many people are going to cry murder over this though! I just hope it is hilariously bad instead of you know, just plain awful bad! |
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Post by michiyoyoshiku on Sept 3, 2006 21:54:05 GMT -5
2nd MK movie bad or Street fighter movie bad?
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Post by vysetd on Sept 4, 2006 0:47:09 GMT -5
I wish Uwe Boll was to blame, but he isn't. Now we just have some other nut job making bad game-to-movie transitions. At least it will be funny, although I don't know what the flick will do to DoA's fanbase. I've already heard a lot of people who don't respect DoA as a game anymore.
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Post by michiyoyoshiku on Sept 4, 2006 1:38:52 GMT -5
Hopefully the world will just pretend the movie doesn't exist
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2006 7:25:25 GMT -5
... *ahem*
BWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR UGBUHALUGNBLUNALGNLUABGLUHGAAAAAAAAA SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT FUCKDAMN PISSSSSSSSSSSHIT FUDGING PORK MONKEY SHIT FLINGING MURDER DEATH KILL PANTS COMMUNIST FUCK-MAN ASSRIP FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!
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Post by michiyoyoshiku on Sept 4, 2006 8:51:45 GMT -5
Speaking of Uwe Boll I noticed he didn't want to box me.
Figures he knows I'd demand it to be an MMA Style fight where's I'd wipe the floor with him before he landed a single punch.
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