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Post by jubibbles88 on Dec 3, 2012 18:54:37 GMT -5
A drunk skinhead followed me home the other week. He pee in the backyard and left his dong out so I can seee his gross swastika tattoos. That's what that last post was about, by the way.
The police were worthless about it. They told me that it was not an emergency and that I should kick his drunken ass out to the sidewalk. I did, but I was afraid of himpuuking in his sleep. He was gone next morning. I'm still bittter.
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Post by vetus on Dec 4, 2012 17:40:47 GMT -5
I don't remember if I have already mention it in this thread but I hate people who think that they are mature adults by saying craps like "Are you still playing Playstation? Grow up and go to some bar to get laid!" Why of course! Because it's totally mature to go every weekend to bars and get drunk till morning with drinks of questionable quality that mess your stomach and having sex with different girls every day instead of having a serious relationship. If getting drunk and laid are marks of maturity then all immature teenagers who get drunk and laid are responsible adults. No shit!
The same goes with all these assholes which in high school were calling me a pussie or kid everytime I kindly denied their offer for a cigarrete. Of course I ignored their insults but still I found it really stupit and immature.
And speaking for pussies I found it incredibly stupit that some people trully believe that being dirty is a mark of manliness. Like for example taking a pee without cleaning your penis with paper. If he was in public toilets without paper it would be understandable. But not when your are in a house.
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Post by susanismyalias on Dec 4, 2012 21:17:51 GMT -5
You need to calm the fuck down and yolo
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 21:26:22 GMT -5
I don't have a foreskin, so there's really no reason to wipe my dick. A fissured glans is a small price to pay for this convenience.
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Post by Allie on Dec 4, 2012 21:35:16 GMT -5
Hey, guys, I've gotta know. What goes better with  , Rum or Vodka? |
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Post by susanismyalias on Dec 4, 2012 21:58:40 GMT -5
valium
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 22:03:51 GMT -5
I need to get some of that. Tylenol PM doesn't seem to do the trick anymore.
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Post by Ryzuki on Dec 5, 2012 2:54:11 GMT -5
Stupid people
I'm starting to feel like a old man the way I'm always getting pissed about how stupid people are. Used to laugh at it, but after so long it starts to get old.
There was a woman at a family restaurant who ordered eggs however when she got her eggs, she became angry.
Apparently when she said she wanted eggs, she meant "cow eggs." The waitress was trying to explain to her that they don't have "cow eggs" and the woman began to make a scene, yelling at the waitress.
Then there's just average crap like a house being abandoned, and less than a week all the windows are broken with "penis" and "fuk" spray painted everywhere.
Shockingly, the house being broken and painted doesn't bother me. What bothered me was what they wrote. Some of these guys are older than me but have the brain of a middle school student.
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Post by thethird on Dec 5, 2012 11:23:36 GMT -5
The fuck is a cow egg? What? I googled it and apparently it's a way of packaging milk in Britain, but still, what?
I echo the sentiment of stupid people. Lately it grinds me the most with dumb drivers more than anything - I'm still learning to get my license and it blows my mind when people with a full license are making mistakes that are blindingly obvious to me, but the worst is when they clearly do it intentionally. Example: a while ago, my friend and I were going to the theatre, he was driving. We were going through an intersection, and some idiot woman ran her red light and very nearly T-boned us. As she drove by us she pointed and laughed. Like, what the fuck, woman? You could have killed us, or at the very least cost yourself a bunch of money and ruined a few cars. It's one of the few times I've ever exclaimed "fuck you, bitch" in an entirely sincere manner. And this wasn't some dumb teenager, this was an grown ass adult woman. Jesus. People not stopping at stop signs, people not stopping at red lights, dummies going 90 in a 50 zone, dummies blaring their horns at people who stop at stop signs and red lights, you know, awful drivers in general. I understand that there's a lot of rules to the road and they can be hard to follow sometimes, but intentionally breaking them just for spite when you're at the wheel of a thousand+ pound contraption of metal that can go upwards of 100 kilometres per hour makes you a danger and an asshole.
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Post by The Great Klaid on Dec 5, 2012 11:59:53 GMT -5
Your telling me about stupid people, especially in my "situation" I tutor and there are people who refuse to believe anything I tell them when they're clearly wrong... Wow, I need a moment. I'll explain this all later.
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Post by Ryzuki on Dec 5, 2012 12:46:54 GMT -5
The fuck is a cow egg? What? I googled it and apparently it's a way of packaging milk in Britain, but still, what? I echo the sentiment of stupid people. Lately it grinds me the most with dumb drivers more than anything - I'm still learning to get my license and it blows my mind when people with a full license are making mistakes that are blindingly obvious to me, but the worst is when they clearly do it intentionally. Example: a while ago, my friend and I were going to the theatre, he was driving. We were going through an intersection, and some idiot woman ran her red light and very nearly T-boned us. As she drove by us she pointed and laughed. Like, what the fuck, woman? You could have killed us, or at the very least cost yourself a bunch of money and ruined a few cars. It's one of the few times I've ever exclaimed "fuck you, bitch" in an entirely sincere manner. And this wasn't some dumb teenager, this was an grown ass adult woman. Jesus. People not stopping at stop signs, people not stopping at red lights, dummies going 90 in a 50 zone, dummies blaring their horns at people who stop at stop signs and red lights, you know, awful drivers in general. I understand that there's a lot of rules to the road and they can be hard to follow sometimes, but intentionally breaking them just for spite when you're at the wheel of a thousand+ pound contraption of metal that can go upwards of 100 kilometres per hour makes you a danger and an asshole. Generally why I hate being behind the wheel. (Doesn't help that I'm also paranoid as can be.) As for what a "cow egg" is; I assume it would be an egg taken from a cow. Hence my reason for bringing it up. |
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Post by susanismyalias on Dec 5, 2012 22:08:14 GMT -5
lone fucking behold
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Post by thethird on Dec 5, 2012 23:12:25 GMT -5
As for what a "cow egg" is; I assume it would be an egg taken from a cow. Hence my reason for bringing it up. Oh, I figured as much, I was just expressing my incredulity that somebody got mad when the service mistook an order for an egg for being an order for a god damn egg and not something that a crazy person would order |
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Post by Ryzuki on Dec 6, 2012 12:19:55 GMT -5
Apologies... sarcasm is near impossable for me to notice when used in text. I shall never again underestimate your ability to understand english.  |
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Post by megatronbison on Dec 6, 2012 14:47:06 GMT -5
I fucking detest Scalpers- even though I managed to get the tickets I needed for mums Christmas present (at an already extortionate Ticketmaster fee) it still makes me rage to see how much scalping is still tolerated on Ebay. People should have accounts banned and their legs broken for having bought tickets and listed them on the same day for double/triple/whatever fee they dream up. Fans are already getting charged through the arse- genuine fans who want to see the band. Stop being fucking assholes already and die in a fire.
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