"Your prime minister is trying to kill you!" "Do you have any actual proof?" "No, but I can sing a pretty song." "Oh, now I trust you entirely, boy who broke into my room!"
Also... if it weren't for that rubber ball, Pino would have been utterly fucked. How did it even get on the cliff for Pino to throw at Messala? The king shouldn't be congratulating Pino, he should be congratulating that rubber ball.
Also, in case anybody was wondering, the true ending really, really isn't worth it. I know it's technically the canon ending, but it just feels like a ripoff after you've gone through the effort of beating the game twice.
You probably don't want to click that until you beat the game!
Oops, you know what, I completely forgot I had put up my Sega Genesis copy of Heavy Nova. Whoever it was that did all that detective work on Yasuo Daikai for last podcast's Lingering Question, could you please step forward to claim your prize?