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Post by caoslayer on Jul 4, 2015 5:11:33 GMT -5
I learned from Metal Gear Solid that Diazepam it is great for snipping.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 5:15:09 GMT -5
Metal Gear Solid taught me that dryhumping my own unconscious fellow gene-soldier countrymen is not covered under the Geneva Convention!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 2:18:09 GMT -5
The Arkham games taught what Batman's REAL superpower is: It isn't money, it isn't working out, and it isn't prep time.
It's that his fists, knees, and feet are made out of high-density Nerf foam.
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Post by Elvin Atombender on Jul 8, 2015 3:25:26 GMT -5
Final Fight and other beat em ups taught me that eating food one finds on the ground is good for your health. Final Fight also gave to majors all over the world a very useful lesson about keeping crime out of the streets. And God Of War taught me that ancient Greece was full of jerks.
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Post by The Great Klaid on Jul 8, 2015 3:38:07 GMT -5
Tales of the Abyss taught me that even if you think you're done and taken care of something, odds are you certainly are not.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 4:05:56 GMT -5
ARMA taught me that wars are won by fighting stupid.
Alien: Isolation taught me that using an unstoppable extraterrestrial parasite as an impromptu attack dog is socially acceptable.
Tabletop Simulator taught me HATRED.
Unreal Tournament taught me to use a jackhammer as a pogo stick.
Euro Truck Simulator 2 taught me that I am a hilariously bad driver behind the wheel of any sort of real, non-kart vehicle.
Fallout: New Vegas taught me that running a government is an immensely difficult task that requires participation from as many of the people involved as possible, and also that punching things to death is an immensely satisfying and versatile solution to all of lifes problems. Even if they're big, clawed, radioactive problems. ESPECIALLY if they're big, clawed, radioactive problems.
Fire Emblem Awakening taught me that I am a failure as a commander.
Metal Gear Rising taught me STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB.
Half-Life taught me nothing about theoretical physics and everything about ballistics. FUCKING SCIENCE!
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Post by X-pert74 on Jul 8, 2015 4:11:41 GMT -5
Games in general taught me that if I have to go one way, I should really go the other way instead in order to find treasure and stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 4:13:35 GMT -5
Games in general taught me that if I have to go one way, I should really go the other way instead in order to find treasure and stuff. The last dungeon of Trails in the Sky FC taught me that I have to go EVERY way to find treasure. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Post by X-pert74 on Jul 8, 2015 5:10:09 GMT -5
Games in general taught me that if I have to go one way, I should really go the other way instead in order to find treasure and stuff. The last dungeon of Trails in the Sky FC taught me that I have to go EVERY way to find treasure. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ *sigh* Yes, that is true. At least by the end, I was totally prepared to kick the final boss' ass.
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Post by Dingo on Jul 8, 2015 9:23:56 GMT -5
Chivalry taught me that the best way to fight with swords is to lean really far back and spin around in circles while swinging.
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Post by The Great Klaid on Jul 8, 2015 11:39:08 GMT -5
Chivalry taught me that the best way to fight with swords is to lean really far back and spin around in circles while swinging. Miyamoto Musashi would be proud.
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Post by Dingo on Jul 8, 2015 12:35:03 GMT -5
Miyamoto Musashi would be proud. On the topic of Chivalry, do you play? I swear I've seen a Klaid online a few times.
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Post by Ike on Jul 8, 2015 12:47:00 GMT -5
Games in general taught me that if I have to go one way, I should really go the other way instead in order to find treasure and stuff. I know you're being facetious but it's kind of true. Games taught me that if there's a choice between two paths, the harder one always has better stuff. When I go hiking I always take the tougher/longer path because the view is always better and I almost always find cool stuff.
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Post by The Great Klaid on Jul 8, 2015 13:32:02 GMT -5
Hmmm nope. I don't think I've ever played it. I have come across some games where Klaid is taken however, so it's possible. As a rule of thumb I'm Thegreatklaid, Klaid666, Klaid Dael, or lately ThunderGodKlaid.
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Post by Dingo on Jul 8, 2015 14:37:54 GMT -5
Gotcha. I figured it was worth asking since I brought the game up and you replied. You should track down the other Klaids and go Highlander on them.
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