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Post by Snake on Jul 17, 2017 15:15:41 GMT -5
Zelda: A Link to the Past, taught me that chickens are immortal against sword slashes and bomb blasts. And they will rally their posse together to kill you, if you piss them off enough.
Tokimeki Memorial taught me that if you're not flirting and dating with every girl at school, the neglected girls will cockblock you by gossiping and talking trash about you.
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Post by GamerL on Jul 17, 2017 19:27:34 GMT -5
Fable 2 has taught me that food makes you fat, so it's best to never, ever eat at all.
It also has taught me that crowds of people will fall in love with you and want to marry you if you just keep belching and farting.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2017 19:58:51 GMT -5
Pretty much every RPG has taught me that awesome people will follow me no matter what I say or do, and if they do somehow manage to get upset, I just have to buy them things to put everything back to normal. Let me tell you, real life does NOT work this way.
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Post by toei on Jul 17, 2017 23:19:19 GMT -5
Pretty much every RPG has taught me that awesome people will follow me no matter what I say or do, and if they do somehow manage to get upset, I just have to buy them things to put everything back to normal. Let me tell you, real life does NOT work this way. That's cause you're not The Chosen.
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Post by caoslayer on Jul 18, 2017 17:52:38 GMT -5
Robots and cars painted red runs thrice as fast.
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