chucat
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Post by chucat on Jul 16, 2011 13:26:05 GMT -5
What do I do?!
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Post by Ike on Jul 16, 2011 13:27:15 GMT -5
describe the symptoms
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Post by susanismyalias on Jul 16, 2011 13:27:34 GMT -5
What kind of casual gamer? Does he primarily play facebook games, or DS games?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2011 13:27:56 GMT -5
Key his car. Either that or put dead birds that you find outside your window on his car and see if he likes it IRL. Because that's what he's doing. He's enabling fundamentalist bird terrorism. |
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Post by Ike on Jul 16, 2011 13:28:59 GMT -5
has s/he spent any real money on farmville
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Post by Lee on Jul 16, 2011 13:30:17 GMT -5
Tell him Angry Birds is for chumps, and download Dondonpachi on his phone.
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chucat
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Post by chucat on Jul 16, 2011 13:30:56 GMT -5
I didn't even realize there was a problem until he asked me what gaming system to buy and then said no when I told him to just buy a PC.
Someone pointed it out to me and I was really offended that anyone could be considered a casual gamer in this day and age, and when we asked him about it, he said he was and didn't care.
So, help!
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Post by Ike on Jul 16, 2011 13:32:17 GMT -5
Suggest a Wii. Ask him how much he'd be willing to pay for one. If the answer is greater than "nothing" he may be beyond help.
Alt: Wave a plastic baseball bat wiimote accessory in front of him. If he expresses interest, hit him with it.
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Post by zogbog on Jul 16, 2011 13:59:56 GMT -5
PC = Casual
DS is the only hardcore console.
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Post by hidetoshidecide on Jul 16, 2011 14:26:55 GMT -5
Learn to like casual games. |
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Post by Jave on Jul 16, 2011 14:40:08 GMT -5
It's too late, Chucat, you've probably already caught his casual and it's just a matter of time before you're one too. It's probably for the best if you lock yourself in the basement now, and we'll send someone over with a big bag of differently coloured rocks for you to line up in little rows of 3.
It's not that I don't want us to hang out anymore, it's just that we need to contain this thing before it becomes an epidemic.
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Post by hidetoshidecide on Jul 16, 2011 14:45:54 GMT -5
I need to write up a big post about this sometime, but there's a lot of depth to Bejeweled once you dig into it. The folks with the top leaderboard scores have some truly frightening single game play times that must have required the patience of Sisyphus to pull off.
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Post by ReyVGM on Jul 16, 2011 14:54:05 GMT -5
What do you mean by "casual gamer", does he casually play Call of Duty and you would like it if the played more of it?
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Post by susanismyalias on Jul 16, 2011 14:54:16 GMT -5
It's too late, Chucat, you've probably already caught his casual and it's just a matter of time before you're one too. It's probably for the best if you lock yourself in the basement now, and we'll send someone over with a big bag of differently coloured rocks for you to line up in little rows of 3. It's not that I don't want use to hang out anymore, it's just that we need to contain this thing before it becomes an epidemic. someone just sent me a farmville request WHAT DO I DO |
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Post by X-pert74 on Jul 16, 2011 15:10:54 GMT -5
Console gaming is not casual. Fuck that notion.
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