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Post by Ike on Jan 21, 2010 13:31:47 GMT -5
Gabe Newell was originally commissioned to play Pokey in a live action adaptation of Earthbound but ultimately turned down the role as it would have required him to lose 25 pounds.
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 21, 2010 14:03:16 GMT -5
Gabe Newell in has Monkey Island cameo:  |
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Post by justjustin on Jan 21, 2010 15:20:53 GMT -5
I once met Gabe Newell in person... from halfway across the country. Didn't even have to leave our offices.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2010 16:58:51 GMT -5
Uh...cause he's a mailbox head?
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 21, 2010 17:07:52 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is so large as to defy some of the foundations of our very dimension. His inside is his outside and his outside is his in. Expect terrible future weapons to be made as scientists continue to study Newell.
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Post by justjustin on Jan 21, 2010 17:09:55 GMT -5
um......... it's because he's so fat he extends across the country... i guess.  c'mon man i spent 5 years writing and perfecting that joke. i'll just slink off in shame now. |
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Post by RT-55J on Jan 21, 2010 18:58:05 GMT -5
Gabe Newell's dieting plan is to become so fat that his weight variable overflows. However, there is still a considerable amount of debate amongst the scientific community as to what will happen once this limit is reached, since it never before been observed in a controlled setting. The two main camps in this debate are the "Unsignies" and the "Signies", who think his weight will end up being 0 or -2^31 respectively. Still, there are numerous fringe groups with differing opinions. Some expect his weight to hit a cap, while others expect him to end up like the proverbial "Pac Man killscreen." Whatever the case may be, we should know the results by next Thanksgiving.
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Post by muteKi on Jan 21, 2010 19:22:25 GMT -5
So guys, I was talking with someone who actually interviewed Gabe Newell once.
He said he recalled him being a little on the heavy side.
Is there any truth to this rumor?
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Post by zogbog on Jan 21, 2010 20:41:05 GMT -5
Gabe Newll actually helped me with my university project.
True story.
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Post by RT-55J on Jan 21, 2010 20:57:24 GMT -5
If Gabe Newell got a cookie every time somebody misspelt his name in this topic, he'd be five cookies fatter.
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Post by Smithee on Jan 21, 2010 20:59:47 GMT -5
Rats, I'm one of those times.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2010 21:07:34 GMT -5
Uh...cause he's a mailbox head? Real original. Sit on it, potsie! Now, back to what is apparently the new main focus of this topic: Gabe Newell automatically won the title of Rikishi by simply showing up at a Sumo tournament... without even entering! |
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Post by Smithee on Jan 21, 2010 21:09:10 GMT -5
Gabe Newell has a recycling system known as eating his own shit.
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Post by Reiji-kun on Jan 21, 2010 21:30:59 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is never allowed on airplanes due to the fact that he's so heavy the plane can't take off with him inside it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2010 22:15:40 GMT -5
Uh...cause he's a mailbox head? Real original. Sit on it, potsie! Now, back to what is apparently the new main focus of this topic: Gabe Newell automatically won the title of Rikishi by simply showing up at a Sumo tournament... without even entering! I can't believe I choked... |
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c'mon man i spent 5 years writing and perfecting that joke.
