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Post by justjustin on Jan 21, 2010 22:31:01 GMT -5
Reiji-kun tells the best jokes. I like his straight-to-the-point style.
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Post by Ike on Jan 21, 2010 22:37:27 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is never allowed on airplanes due to the fact that he's so heavy the plane can't take off with him inside it. Gabe Newell commissioned a private airplane so he wouldn't be charged for two seats on a commercial jetliner. |
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Post by Reiji-kun on Jan 21, 2010 23:07:06 GMT -5
There are only two kinds of fat: overweight, and Gabe Newell. Reiji-kun tells the best jokes. I like his straight-to-the-point style. Thanks, dude!  |
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Post by adolbundy on Jan 21, 2010 23:15:35 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is so fat, that his high cholesterol diet and sedentary lifestyle will contribute to a heart attack.
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Post by muteKi on Jan 22, 2010 0:30:32 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is never allowed on airplanes due to the fact that he's so heavy the plane can't take off with him inside it. Gabe Newell commissioned a private airplane so he wouldn't be charged for two seats on a commercial jetliner. Gabe Newell doesn't fly any more. In order to travel across the country, he just turns around. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 10:35:05 GMT -5
Gabe Newell starred in a tokusatsu film as Godzilla's opponent, but Gabe ate the master copy of this film before it got to editing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 12:00:22 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is Seti Alpha V. Seti Alpha VI was destroyed by one of Gabe's legendary farts.
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 22, 2010 12:44:07 GMT -5
Gabe Newell wanted to be Jabba the Hutt as a kid; he has long since surpassed his goal.
TWOFER
Gabe Newell ate Boba.
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Post by Weasel on Jan 22, 2010 13:02:54 GMT -5
When Han shot first, he actually missed Greedo. Greedo only died because Gabe Newell belched on him from across the room.
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Post by adolbundy on Jan 22, 2010 15:34:15 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is overweight.
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Post by Weasel on Jan 22, 2010 18:52:41 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is overweight. Gabe Newell ate your sense of humor. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 19:09:55 GMT -5
Gabe Newell ate the mess he left on me rug.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 19:42:03 GMT -5
Gabe Newell ate Gabe Newell. O SHI-
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Post by Smithee on Jan 22, 2010 19:42:59 GMT -5
That's worse than dividing by 0!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 20:08:51 GMT -5
While titles like Half-Life and Team Fortress have been reasonably successful, the true source of Valve's wealth comes from something other than videogames. Scientists have long been using Gabe Newell's essential oils and pheremones as key ingredients in objects ranging from toothpaste to cologne.
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