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Post by Ike on Jan 22, 2010 20:45:16 GMT -5
While titles like Half-Life and Team Fortress have been reasonably successful, the true source of Valve's wealth comes from something other than videogames. Scientists have long been using Gabe Newell's essential oils and pheremones as key ingredients in objects ranging from toothpaste to cologne. Gabe shares this quality with whale vomit. Coincidence? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 20:52:58 GMT -5
While titles like Half-Life and Team Fortress have been reasonably successful, the true source of Valve's wealth comes from something other than videogames. Scientists have long been using Gabe Newell's essential oils and pheremones as key ingredients in objects ranging from toothpaste to cologne. Gabe shares this quality with whale vomit. Coincidence? Sperm whales are actually made from Gabe's sperm. |
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 22, 2010 22:53:58 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is the BLOOP.
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Post by Rash on Jan 23, 2010 2:19:17 GMT -5
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Post by ryochan on Jan 23, 2010 4:33:28 GMT -5
Gabe Newell ate Gabe Newell. O SHI- Does that mean he's Pizza The Hut? And I am resisting looking up pics of this guy |
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Post by Reiji-kun on Jan 23, 2010 6:35:01 GMT -5
It's said that if you stare at the navel of Gabe Newell, you'll see a whole universe inside.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 9:52:53 GMT -5
There is no Dana, only Gabe Newell.
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Post by Smithee on Jan 23, 2010 12:28:37 GMT -5
Gabe Newell ate Gabe Newell. O SHI- Does that mean he's Pizza The Hut? And I am resisting looking up pics of this guy Seriously? He's hot. |
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 23, 2010 12:38:21 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is the reason that the cake is a lie.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 12:50:34 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is the reason that the cake is a lie. Ha! Thread won, folks. |
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Post by TheGunheart on Jan 23, 2010 15:39:50 GMT -5
...BUT IT WAS CHILDREN
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Post by kitten on Jan 23, 2010 17:37:15 GMT -5
Scientists have long attempted to harness Gabe Newell's hunger as an energy weapon, solely for the purpose of colliding it into his body and answering the age old question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 20:15:12 GMT -5
You truly are...incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness...and I won't kill you because...you're just too much fun.
I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 22:03:13 GMT -5
Clayface is really one of Gabe Newell's boogers.
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Post by susanismyalias on Jan 23, 2010 22:25:18 GMT -5
Gabe Newell is the walrus.
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