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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 23:20:22 GMT -5
Gabe Newell has his own gravitational pull. He currently has four broadcast satellites and the Jupiter moon Io in his orbit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 23:29:00 GMT -5
Doom is based on the true story of an attempt to give Gabe Newell a colonoscopy.
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Jan 20, 2010 23:29:35 GMT -5
If Gabe Newell were a movie budget, he'd be Avatar.
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Post by Atma on Jan 20, 2010 23:33:47 GMT -5
Gabe Newell isn't conceited, the world really just does revolve around him.
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Post by derboo on Jan 20, 2010 23:33:56 GMT -5
The master disc for Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been shipped to the factory months ago, but the courier is still busy compassing Gabe Newell.
If this was elementary school, all our parents would be so invited to a parent-teacher talk...
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Post by Reiji-kun on Jan 20, 2010 23:34:24 GMT -5
Gabe Newell does not rock... he ROLLS.
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Post by muteKi on Jan 20, 2010 23:37:12 GMT -5
Gabe Newell doesn't even fit into stretchy pants. He just rolls himself on a giant tortilla, and at the end of the day rather than try to take it off he just eats it.
...Man, I suck at these.
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Post by Reiji-kun on Jan 20, 2010 23:38:55 GMT -5
The song "Hyakkan" in Matrimelee was dedicated to Gabe Newell.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 23:41:07 GMT -5
If this was elementary school, all our parents would be so invited to a parent-teacher talk... God, for the life of me, I can't find a single pic of Junior Adelberg. At any rate, "Everybody make-a fun of meeeeeeeee!" |
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Post by Mr. Faptastic on Jan 20, 2010 23:46:49 GMT -5
I heard Gabe Newell went into a restaurant, and he ate all the food in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Jan 20, 2010 23:48:26 GMT -5
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Post by muteKi on Jan 20, 2010 23:50:01 GMT -5
The only times Gabe Newell moves around voluntarily is to visit Guinness World Record giant food sites and eat everything.
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Post by Mr. Faptastic on Jan 20, 2010 23:50:14 GMT -5
Gabe Newell was played by Orson Welles in the Transformers movie.
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Post by muteKi on Jan 20, 2010 23:52:28 GMT -5
The last time Gabe Newell masturbated he needed to hire a sherpa guide to find his penis.
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Post by Ike on Jan 20, 2010 23:53:27 GMT -5
Gabe Newell has been the biggest contributor to the fund to resurrect the dodo bird through cloning technology, in order to eat their eggs.
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